My New Jeans
I'm not the type of guy that wants to spend a day and a half in a store stumbling blindly through rack after rack looking for a new pair of jeans.
I'd much rather head over to Fred's, walk up to the Jean counter and say "Hey, can you give me a couple pairs of whatever the latest is to try on?" They serve up a few different brands, styles. I try em on. I find the style that works, throw down the Amex, and I'm set. Plus, if they need any fitting, they mark em for you, and within a couple of days you're cruising around in a hot pair of jeans that fit just right, No Extra Charge!
If that's not enough, there's usually some nice eye candy strolling around the store to brighten your shopping experience.