Deja Vu Showgirls Sacramento

Beware of scammers!

Is it just me or this is the planet's lowest mileage strip club? The "no touching" policy by the front desk should have been a tipoff. But I was bored and decided to stop in on a Thursday night figuring the half hour VIP has to be good. At 9pm the club had maybe 10-12 pathetic losers with no one sitting by the tip rail. No one was getting dances even though the DJ was announcing a blue-light special every 20 minutes. Pretty much a dead k-mart crowd. I finally got a dance with this cute blond. Bad move. The 2 songs lasted less than 4 minutes and there was no grinding or touching to speak of. Out of goodness I tipped her $5 anyway. At this point I should have called it the night but I still wanted to check out the VIP. I waited until the next blue light special when this sexy brunette Mandy asked if I wanted a special. I said yes and we headed into the back. Then the upsell began as she promised her VIP's are a lot nastier. Just what I wanted to hear. Okay...less than 2 minutes into the dance I put my hand on her butt and she just jumped up and screamed it's over. WTF!? She dared me to complain to the manager because I touched her. And if I wanted her to continue I would have to put another $100 in. What's up with that? $100 for 2 minutes of air dance. No wonder no one was getting dances. Thank you DejaVu Rancho Cordova for hiring a ripoff b@!%h. You just lost another customer. Good luck surviving the recession!